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Shadow the Hedgehog Facts



Every time Shadow bangs a Mary Sue, an angel gets it's wings

Shadow doesn't make love, he buys it pre-built.

Shadow is not the guy in the Burger King 'King' suit; that's actually a clone of Shadow.

Shadow does in fact have genitalia, they're just so big they exist in their own dimension.

Jimi Hendrix sold his soul to Shadow in exchange for the ability to play guitar.

Shadow can juggle six balls with one hand.

Rubbing against Shadow's chest fur is the only proven method of curing AIDs.

Shadow owns seven custom-made Harley Davidson motorcycles; one for each day he rides.

Johnny Depp is secretly Shadow in disguise.

In his most recent past-life, Shadow was a velociraptor.

Whatever it is you bench press, Shadow can bench that and five more pounds.

Shadow's first 'Sonic' related job was writing for SatAM.

Shadow's power level is over 9005.

Lestat de Lioncourt learned all he knows about sex appeal from Shadow.

It has been reported that God is making an 8th day in honor of Shadow: Shadsday.

Shadow can hear you, he just doesn't care.
A bunch of random 'facts' compiled about the most ungodly popular character on dA.

Inspired by the 'Chuck Norris Facts' thingee.




Shadow (c) SEGA
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:icongalacticjewel:
GalacticJewel Featured By Owner May 26, 2014
Lmao
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narutocatwoman Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
Shadow didn't die in SA2, he fell to the ground safely after falling from space.
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narutocatwoman Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012
Shadow was given a math test and wrote "Chaos" on all answers and got an A+.
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MidnightPredator11 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012
lol thats shadow for yah
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:icondemonmamoru:
DemonMamoru Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2011
Who wouldn't?!
I mean, he looks like a demon, but then he suddenly has a patch of soft white fluff!
Jeez!
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:iconumimontagari:
UmiMontagari Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol i really needed a laugh today and this made me laugh alot~ thanks!
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:iconmbk606:
Mbk606 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Welcome
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:icondemonmamoru:
DemonMamoru Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2011
My god, this is so funny. Thanks, I needed a laugh today!
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Kiadri Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011
Do you want to rub his chest hair DemonMamoru?
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:iconmbk606:
Mbk606 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Well-come.
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