Shadow the Hedgehog Facts
Every time Shadow bangs a Mary Sue, an angel gets it's wings
Shadow doesn't make love, he buys it pre-built.
Shadow is not the guy in the Burger King 'King' suit; that's actually a clone of Shadow.
Shadow does in fact have genitalia, they're just so big they exist in their own dimension.
Jimi Hendrix sold his soul to Shadow in exchange for the ability to play guitar.
Shadow can juggle six balls with one hand.
Rubbing against Shadow's chest fur is the only proven method of curing AIDs.
Shadow owns seven custom-made Harley Davidson motorcycles; one for each day he rides.
Johnny Depp is secretly Shadow in disguise.
In his most recent past-life, Shadow was a velociraptor.
Whatever it is you bench press, Shadow can bench that and five more pounds.
Shadow's first 'Sonic' related job was writing for SatAM.
Shadow's power level is over 9005.
Lestat de Lioncourt learned all he knows about sex appeal from Shadow.
It has been reported that God is making an 8th day in honor of Shadow: Shadsday.
Shadow can hear you, he just doesn't care.