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Shadow the Hedgehog Facts



Every time Shadow bangs a Mary Sue, an angel gets it's wings

Shadow doesn't make love, he buys it pre-built.

Shadow is not the guy in the Burger King 'King' suit; that's actually a clone of Shadow.

Shadow does in fact have genitalia, they're just so big they exist in their own dimension.

Jimi Hendrix sold his soul to Shadow in exchange for the ability to play guitar.

Shadow can juggle six balls with one hand.

Rubbing against Shadow's chest fur is the only proven method of curing AIDs.

Shadow owns seven custom-made Harley Davidson motorcycles; one for each day he rides.

Johnny Depp is secretly Shadow in disguise.

In his most recent past-life, Shadow was a velociraptor.

Whatever it is you bench press, Shadow can bench that and five more pounds.

Shadow's first 'Sonic' related job was writing for SatAM.

Shadow's power level is over 9005.

Lestat de Lioncourt learned all he knows about sex appeal from Shadow.

It has been reported that God is making an 8th day in honor of Shadow: Shadsday.

Shadow can hear you, he just doesn't care.
A bunch of random 'facts' compiled about the most ungodly popular character on dA.

Inspired by the 'Chuck Norris Facts' thingee.




Shadow (c) SEGA
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:icongalacticjewels:
GalacticJewels Featured By Owner May 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lmao
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narutocatwoman Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
Shadow didn't die in SA2, he fell to the ground safely after falling from space.
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narutocatwoman Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012
Shadow was given a math test and wrote "Chaos" on all answers and got an A+.
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MidnightPredator11 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012
lol thats shadow for yah
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DemonMamoru Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2011
Who wouldn't?!
I mean, he looks like a demon, but then he suddenly has a patch of soft white fluff!
Jeez!
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UmiMontagari Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol i really needed a laugh today and this made me laugh alot~ thanks!
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Mbk606 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Welcome
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:icondemonmamoru:
DemonMamoru Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2011
My god, this is so funny. Thanks, I needed a laugh today!
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Kiadri Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011
Do you want to rub his chest hair DemonMamoru?
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Mbk606 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Well-come.
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miley-the-fox Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2011
CHUCK NORRIS:What about chuckday?!
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:iconmiley-the-fox:
miley-the-fox Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2011
Me:Totally scared*OMG YOU'RE REAL??? :iconscaredtodeathplz:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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miley-the-fox Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2011
UH... *Sweatdrops*
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Mbk606 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Shadow:
(Wearing nothing but a pair of Calvin Klein briefs)
What?
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Martha-The-Chihuahua Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2010  Hobbyist
lol wow can't wait for Shadsday!! :)
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AmandaMcK Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2010
Shadow the Hedgehog IS the next chuck norris
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:iconedgeofmydreams:
EdgeOfMyDreams Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2010
I don't like Shadow.

Shadow is far too mopey and not mentally damaged enough to make it funny. XD;

The whole idea that he was engineered or whatever is boring. Writers have used this concept so much that it's become almost a cliche.

So yeah, I don't like Shadow. :D
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GalacticJewels Featured By Owner May 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
By engineered, you mean created in a test tube right? And how would you feel if your best and only friend died right I front of you in such a violent way and it being your fault? And he's not really that mopey. But I will respect your opinion, as much as I disagree with it.
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Mbk606 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Truly, neither do I.
Just how dern popular he is drives me bonkers...

This is more of...as with most of my more recent fan works...a satire of both the 'popular' characters and the unwritten steps one must take as a deviant writer in order to gain any sort of recognition.

I has emotional issues.
XD
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GalacticJewels Featured By Owner May 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I think lots of people like him because he is a unique character. He has more of a backstory than the others. He's got a cool design too, and is one of the only characters with powers next to Silver. Also, people seem to like the misunderstood villain with a bad backstory and an actual reason for being bad.
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Ozimul Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2010  Student General Artist
Are you SURE he's not the Burger King guy?!
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:iconmbk606:
Mbk606 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Yes.
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Ozimul Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2010  Student General Artist
I think you're lying, at that he IS the Burger King guy.
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:iconmbk606:
Mbk606 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Nooooo...
So I said it, so it SHALL BE!!
(Clap)
BOOM!!
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Ozimul Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2010  Student General Artist
.... You should've used "Make it so!" -.-
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Mbk606 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
NOOHHH!!
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