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Random Funny Sonic FactsSonic is blue.
Shadow is the ultimate.
Tails is smart.
Shadw is the ultimate.
Knuckles can punch.
Shadow is the ultimate.
Eggman is fat.
Did you know that Shadow is the ultimate?
Amy loves Sonic.
And Shadow is the ultimate.
Cream is not a allergater.
And of course, Shadow is the ultimate.
I love chocolate.
And in case you didn't know, Shadow is the ultimate.
Big is stupid.
Have I told you that Shadow is the ultimate?
Vector is not a bunny.
And because your not listening, i'll just tell you that Shadow is the ultimate.
Espio has a horn.
Shadow is... What is is again? Oh, that's right, the ultimate.
Charmy can sting things.
NaruHina-9My POV:

Since there wasn't a body to bury the funeral ended quickly. Tsunade gave Hinata the ashes. "I was thinking about stepping down and letting Naruto become Hokage, but now…." Tsunade trailed off, Hinata holding the ashes close to her. "Dobe." Was all Sasuke said, his face emotionless. Sakura was off somewhere sobbing.

Hiashi came over to Hinata. "Let's sprinkle his ashes over Ichiraku's Ramen Shop." He suggested. Since Naruto 'died', Hiashi has been playing nice, earning Hinata's trust back slowly. She didn't care anymore now that Naruto was gone. "Yes father."

Hinata jumped on top of Ichiraku's Ramen Shop and unscrewed the lid
NaruHina-7My POV:

Sakura and Sai made it to Konoha and rushed Naruto to the hospital wing. Sakura began working on him, sucking the poison from his body. "S-Sakura…it hurts…." He moaned. Ino wiped a cold washrag on his forehead. "I'm sorry Naruto, I'm trying."
"W-Where's Hinata-Chan?" Sakura and Ino looked at each other. They haven't gotten around to telling her yet. Sai left the room to get her.

"I….want Hinata-Chan…"
"I know you do Naruto but you can't leave. Sai is getting her, she'll be here soon."
"What if I die?"
"You're not going to die idiot."
"It sure feels like I am."

Tsundae came in and worked on Naruto's arm
NaruHina-5My POV:

Everyone showed up for Jiraiya's funeral. "I feel so bad for Lady Tsunade….she won't admit it, but she was in love with him." Sakura whispered, sticking close to Sasuke. Naruto walked up to Jiraiya's casket, and placed a flower on his chest.

Tsunade then walked up to him. "Why didn't you listen to me? You'd still be here if you weren't such an idiot." Tears were streaming down her face as she stood there. Kakashi had to pull her away after a while, her gaze never leaving Jiraiya's face.

The people closest to Jiraiya stood around his grave and watched as he was descended into the ground. More flowers were thrown on top of his c
Happiness? Chapter 152 months later…

"Starfire. Are you sure?" Robin half heartedly asked.
"Of course! I have the proof!" Starfire beamed,
"Are you sure you want to go through with this?" Robin quizzed, memories filling his mind
"Nothing will happen, this time! He is no longer around, so I have no fear in the slightest." Starfire assured.
"I-I cant believe how lucky we've been to have this happen again. I'm really going to be a father!"
"It will work out so much better than the last time Robin. Last time, I had a doubting feeling about having the child but now, I honestly have no fear about the baby!"
"This will work out, I can feel it for definite.
Happiness? Chapter 12Robin dashed as quickly as a cheetah when he heard Raven call him and Cyborg into the ops room.

"Report of location, Raven." Robin ordered, folding his arms.
"Warehouse 22 on the east side of town, at pier 41." Raven replied, showing a view of the location.

Robin nodded and narrowed his eyes, calculating a route that was quick.

"Let's go, titans!" Robin commanded, taking off down the hallway at full speed, followed by the others.

Raven flew through the dark sky alone but she wasn't concentrating very well at all. She kept dropping in height and level and occasionally got considerably close to the ground. She wiped away tears that were be
Happiness? Chapter 10"Ready?" Cyborg asked, holding the handle of a door which lead to the unused room in the tower.
"Sure?" Robin replied, confused on what Cyborg was about to show him and Starfire.
Cyborg smile grew larger and he shrugged. He fiddled with the handle until it clicked and he swung the door open slowly.
"Tada!" He sang, proudly.
"Whoa, this is…amazing, Cy!" Robin whispered.
"Cyborg! It is truly beautiful! You did this by yourself?" Starfire admired.
"Eh, Bee helped too…" Cyborg added, earning a grin from Robin. Starfire gasped as she scanned around the room.
The walls were purple and the carpet was a lighter purple with a tamerani
Happiness? Chapter 7Robin held out his hand to Starfire to help her off of her bed.
She sighed in contentment.
"I know that you're certain you are actually pregnant, but…we will have to go to the doctors to find out your due date…" Robin advised.
Starfire nodded with a smile.
"I just can't believe it…I-I-I am going to be a father. I'm gonna be a father!" Robin sang, joyfully.

Starfire beamed at him. It made her so happy to know that Robin was overjoyed with the news. She told herself that this child would be her main focus and she would love and care for the child. She was scared, so much but she was also so excited for the fact she would ha
Happiness? Chapter 6Robin got to his feet and rested a gloved hand upon his forehead. He slowly paced back and forth before stopping, "Are you sure?" His voice sounded…cold. He also, made no effort to turn and face her when speaking.

"P-P-Positive…" Starfire stuttered, quietly. She was on the verge of breaking. She couldn't stand the fact of not having a clue what Robin was thinking.
Robin nodded, even though he wasn't facing her, and made his way over to the window and began to gaze out of it at the fresh, blue sky.
The atmosphere was cold, harsh, unwanted. The atmosphere was similar to how Starfire was feeling.

After almost 2 minutes of pure sile
Happiness? Chapter 4The week passed slowly for Starfire. She remained to put on a smile in front of her team mates but really, she felt as if she was going to faint.
Robin has been a little worried about her feeling even a little bit ill and he was suspicious that she was feeling worse than she had claimed. So, on the Friday night, after movie night had ended early from everyone nearly falling asleep on the sofa, he decided to sleep in with Starfire to make sure she was alright.
He went into the hallway and knocked on the door. He heard a faint, "come in." and entered.
She was sitting on the edge of her round bed wearing pink, satin pajamas. She looked pale
Halo 12 Days of Christmas12 Days of Christmas Halo 3 style

On the 1st day of Christmas, the Master Chief gave to me a squad of marines in a scorpion tank

On the 2nd day of Christmas, the Master Chief gave to me a pair of SMGs and a squad of marines in a scorpion tank

On the 3rd day of Christmas, the Master Chief gave to me three assault rifles, a pair of SMGs, and a squad of marines in a scorpion tank

On the 4th day of Christmas, the Master Chief gave to me four silver pistols, three assault rifles, a pair of SMGs, and a squad of marines in a scorpion tank

On the 5th day of Christmas, the Master Chief gave to me five fragmentation grenades, four silver pistols,
Teen Titans Vacation part 4It was reaching dark so they put out the fire and got a torch and all clambered into Robin's tents and began telling scary stories. Beastboy was finishing his story, "And they never saw the little blue haired girl again...MWAHAHA!" He bellowed. They all looked very chilled. Beast boy smirked, "I'm the best at the telling horror story's" he laughed
"If you say so..." Raven grumbled, ignoring the look Beastboy gave her and pulling down her hood, "Uh anyone know where Starfire is?"
They all looked around the tent, "She was here a second ago for sure!" Beastboy said, unzipping the flap door, about to look outside.
"Beastboy! Do not open it!" T
Teen Titans Vacation part 3The car journey was exhausting, with Starfire looking out the window and being facinated by passing trees and the occasional car. Robin was next to her searching about on his laptop whilst talking. Beast boy was at the end of them both with a giant Mega Gulp bannana strawbetastic cola soda in one hand and a PSP in the other while also talking. Cyborg was driving and chatting, happily. Raven was sitting in the passenger seat and reading a book. Her eyes sudenly drifted to Cyborg, "You might wanna speed up, Cyborg..." She suggested
"Why?" Cyborg replied, looking a little defensive.
"Hmm...You'll find out..." She relpied, looking back to her b
Teen titans vacation part 2"Hey Sparky. What's goin on?" asked bumblebee, smiling.
"Yeah, um. How do you feel bout comin down here and looking after the city for while?" Asked Cyborg hopeful.
"Sure, but why?" asked Bumblebee, curious.
"Well, the titans are kind of going...on vacation." he stuttered, smiling sheepishly.
"Ok cool, we'll be there tomorow, yeah?" She arranged
"Cool, see you then!" Cyborg replied before ending transmission. Robin and Raven walked in at that moment, "So, are they able to come down?" Robin asked.
"Yep! It's all set up. Let's get packing!" Announced Cyborg. Beast boy jumped up in the air, "Aw sweet!!" He yelled before speeding off to his
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Shadow the Hedgehog Facts



Every time Shadow bangs a Mary Sue, an angel gets it's wings

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!narutocatwoman Jan 15, 2013
Shadow didn't die in SA2, he fell to the ground safely after falling from space.
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!narutocatwoman Jun 12, 2012
Shadow was given a math test and wrote "Chaos" on all answers and got an A+.
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~MidnightPredator11 Apr 29, 2012
lol thats shadow for yah
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~DemonMamoru Oct 25, 2011
Who wouldn't?!
I mean, he looks like a demon, but then he suddenly has a patch of soft white fluff!
Jeez!
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~UmiMontagari Sep 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol i really needed a laugh today and this made me laugh alot~ thanks!
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~Mbk606 Sep 21, 2011
Welcome
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Mood: Humor ~DemonMamoru Sep 9, 2011
My god, this is so funny. Thanks, I needed a laugh today!
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~Kiadri Oct 20, 2011
Do you want to rub his chest hair DemonMamoru?
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~Mbk606 Sep 10, 2011
Well-come.
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CHUCK NORRIS:What about chuckday?!
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